but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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