i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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