Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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