My sheets look like a crime scene.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I touched a dick in church today
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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