Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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