i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you traded sex for a burrito?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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