ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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