I wish I could punch you in the face.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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