i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
