She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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