I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
