Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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