STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My pussy is not your playground.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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