also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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