This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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