Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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