Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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