I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Edward fifth and chaser hands
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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