I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
