my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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