I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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