Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
