Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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