piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Enjoy the penises
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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