Betty ford says i'm here all night
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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