Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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