Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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