Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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