Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am spending my child support on dildos
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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