Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You are the jesus of drinking
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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