If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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