Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she pinky promised me she was 18
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize