I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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