He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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