Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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