Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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