It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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