I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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