So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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