he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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