I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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