Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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