This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
is that a dick in a sweater?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
