just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
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That's how twitter works, right?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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