people are starting to question the shark bite story
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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