The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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