? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We have started to decorate penises.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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