I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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