whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Bring me that man meat
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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