TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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