If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So apparently I’m into choking now
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