He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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