There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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