oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
