i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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