I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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