Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
never play flip cup with pint glasses
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Come see our sink grown plant.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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