why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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