we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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