we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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