After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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